Do You Know What in the Ever-Loving F*ck Is Going on With Chris Pine’s Beard?

Here, a cleaned-up version of a real conversation in which senior style editor Jonathan Evans and culture editor Tyler Coates tried to ascertain what exactly is happening with that beard. Chris Pine did something to his face, and then he took his face out to the Star Trek: Beyond premiere and showed it to the world. Confusion ensued.

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Jonathan Evans: What!? I want to do a post on this. “One Word of Advice for Chris Pine and His Inexplicable Facial Hair.” The copy would just read: “Shave.”

Tyler Coates: That is.

The fucking weirdest beard.

I have ever seen.

Jonathan Evans: hahahhaa

Tyler Coates: I had to write that in haiku form.

Jonathan Evans: I honestly cannot tell if it connects at the chin.

Tyler Coates: Sure looks like it.

Jonathan Evans: I think it’s just that he has stubble and the pattern of his hair color/growth is darker/heavier at the chin:


Tyler Coates: Huh.

Jonathan Evans: So weird.

Tyler Coates: You could just publish this exchange. “What Is Happening to Chris Pine’s Beard: A Discussion.”

Jonathan Evans: That’d be pretty funny.


[h/t: The Cut]

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